Your local witchy girl

smiles-rants:

So far, you have made it through all of your worst days.

Well done. Keep going.

(Source: smiles-advice, via selflovewarrior)

slinkanora:

olofahere:

feministism:

Also the lightning statistic isn’t just slightly higher, it’s more than double.

The lightning statistic is even higher in Florida, but the likelihood of guys being falsely accused is not.

(via latemonday)

natural–blues:

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

queen-baelin:

millennial-review:

if millennials need to take “stupid” classes about how to be adults, then it’s bc no one taught them these “stupid” stuff. and who was supposed to do that? oh yeah, their parents, the baby boomers.

Originally posted by leave-me-colourless

What I’m hearing here is a bunch of old people complaining that we’re educating ourselves on the same crap they complain about us not knowing. Can’t have it both ways, Karen.

(via sadie-cant-skate)

thebadgirlinharlem:

some of you never gave parks and recreation a chance because you have a superiority complex about the office and it shows

(via mad-for-the-hatter)

ruins-and-wishbones:

tilthat:

TIL That Dwight’s brother Mose in The Office was the producer of The Office, as well as the creator of Parks and Rec, The Good Place and Brooklyn Nine-Nine

via reddit.com

Cousin but still cool

vicholas:

vicholas:

apple-a-la-mode:

to me the funniest line in spider verse that certainly wasn’t meant to be funny was when peter was like “my uncle ben died” and noir was like “my uncle benjamin died” like he had to say it like that he couldn’t just say mine too

Noir’s “In my dimension it’s 1933” line is funny to me for reasons I can’t explain. A lot of Noir dialogue is meant to be goofy but even the lines that aren’t are funny somehow

#it makes it sound like its 1933 #every year

(via redrumridinghood)

the-british-pineapple:

gwennovynne:

country roads

let’s-a-go

it’s-a-me

mario

I admire and hate this simultaneously

(via greenishpurpie)

getcultured:

ungarmax:

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

I’ve never read something more accurate

(via vanillahoneybush)

fvckpvssy:

I want your body on top of mine.

(via moonflaws)